However, it is intriguing to note that although the common "Nigrus Americanus" and wilder "Nigrus Africanus" closely resemble each other, there are indeed a great variety of sub-species of these Yard Apes that may be classified in a number of distinct groupings for scientific purposes.
Without further ado, let us explore the fascinating World of Nigger species!
1. Bantu Nigger
Perpetually being Nature's own version of a Court Jester, the Bantu Nigger or "Clownus Africanus" is readily identifiable by it's impossibly wide flaring nostrils - so much so that they are often as wide as the Bantu's mouth!
Some common examples of the modern Bantu Nigger include cRap Star "Flava Flav" and it's balding mother. The Bantu is also known to decorate itself with copious amounts of cheap, shiny metal in an attempt to attract (or blind) members of the opposite sex in order to induce mating. Despite these efforts, the common Bantu still pretty much looks like a turd with gold teeth.
2. Bushman Nigger
When the settlers from Northern Europe first landed in what is now known as South Africa, there wasn't a Nigger in sight except for the occasional Bushman which was used for tracking game.
The Afrikanners tamed the wild Veld, and turned an empty wasteland into a paradise, making it the richest country in Africa. Alas, the kindness of these intrepid adventurers was their undoing - their generosity also attracted hoards of disgusting gorrila-like Niggers from the surrounding states, which ultimately overwhelmed the social support system and turned the cities into teeming slums.
The Bushman is easily identified by it's rice bowl haircut, and odd manner of communicating. Some common examples of the Bushman include the Clickity-Click Nigger from "The Gods Must be Crazy" and cRap & Blues singer Usher.
3. The "High Yellow" Flim-Flam Nigger
The "High Yellow" Flim-Flam Nigger is an exceedingly dangerous species. Usually being produced by forcible rape of a Human female, the "High Yellow" Flim-Flam Nigger has been enhanced with Human DNA and views itself as being "better" than the run-of-the-mill Negroe.
Charaterized by the use of eloquent speech, lies and trickery the "High Yellow" Flim-Flam Nigger seeks to beguile and betray gullible Humans and normal stupid Niggers.
Usually featuring a murky background surrounded by lies, the "High Yellow" Flim-Nigger typically is found in Politics. Examples of the "High Yellow" Flim-Flam Nigger include the magic Hoo-Doo Voo-Doo nigger Elijah Mohammed, his successor Louis Farikoon, and of course America's favorite Kenyan usurper Prezadent Black-ass Obama.
4. Banana Mouthed Nigger
The Banana Mouthed Nigger is named so by virtue of the fact that it's mouth is so wide that a banana could easily be carried in it sideways. These Niggers are descendants of slaves brought to the Caribbean Islands, and are typically sub-humanoid loud-mouthed violent assholes.
Canada in all of its Leftist wisdom began avidly importing Banana Mouthed Niggers from Jamaica to prove that the "White and Uptight" country was really Jiggy wid' it!
However, in the 1990's it soon found the City of Toronto terrorized by packs of Jamaicoon Drug Gangs. Libtard judges gave these Cop Killers lenient sentences amounting to a slap on the wrist, and they were given free housing and a monthly allotment that outpaced the wages earned by professionally employed tax-paying Canadians.
Examples of the Banana Mouthed Nigger include JJ Walker (Dyn-O-Mite!), cRap Star Busta Rhymes, and of course any Chimpanzee.
5. The Hair Did Nigger
The hair did nigger is a breed of (mostly sows or downlow buck) ape in which the "looks at meee!" gene is magnified by 1000. The hair did nigger is easily distinguishable by excessive use of bright colors and absolutely absurd hair styles, nails and fake jewlery. Name brands and product endorsments are common in the hair did nigger because as we know, all breeds of niggers think free advertising=gibs muh dat.
For more info, do a google image search for the Bronner Brothers Hair Show and be prepared to lol all over the place!
6. The Rastafarian Nigger
The Rastafarian nigger (or rasta for short) is a type of ape that originates from the shithole of Jamaica. The rasta boons are easily spotted by their trademark dreadlocks (more like shitlocks amirite?), the colors red, yellow and greed and a horrific stench of both shit and marijuana thats much stronger than most niggers. Popularized by half-breed Bob Marley, this breed of coon originated as a religious movement (form of hoodoo) but quickly spread to intertwine with other nigger breeds and human subcultures including hippies, the common american pavement ape and liberal white suburban kids. As a religion, Rastafarianism sprang out of Marcus Garvey's Back to Africa Movement (a nigger movement I fully support!) rasta niggers believe smoking pot is the answer to everything and that a dead Ethiopian emperor is Jesus Christ
Fun fact: By mixing shit (literally) with their nappy, greasy hair; the rasta nigger creates their infamous dreadlock hairstyle; which some scientists believe could be used as a minor biological weapon.
7. Fat-Assed Blubber Mouthed Nigger:
The Fat-Assed Blubber Mouthed Nigger is Congoid in origin, as indicated by their large round heads and excessive running off at the mouth. Just looking at a picture of one of the bellowing apes is enough to give one a headache or join the "James Earl Ray" Fan Club!
In short, the Fat-Assed Blubber Mouthed Nigger thinks it's "God's Gift" to the oratory art, but honestly they are self-aggrandising blow-hards that, just like Howler Monkeys, don't shut the hell up - chosing instead to shower everyone within ear shot with their non-stop verbal diarrhea.
Famous examples of the Fat-Assed Blubber Mouthed Nigger include such non-stop braggarts as that bloated whoring Communist drunkard "Dr." Martin Looter King, Jr. (who's FBI records are sealed until 2027 - wonder why?) and everybody's favorite Ugandan scam artist and part-time cannibal Idi Amin.
8. Cross-Eyed Nigger
Although having crossed-eyes is a trait commonly found in Siamese Cats and Humans, the Cross-Eyed Nigger is an entirely different matter all togther. The "cross-eyed" effect is a manifestation of the struggle within their Simian brain-pans between the thin veneer of civilization that the Nigger possesses and the fetid, stinking violent ape struggling to get out!
Every single Nigger with crossed-eyes has a criminal record - bar none - and all of them are prone to trying to suck the toes of white females studying in libraries. Which, in retrospect, doesn't make them much different than any other Nigger - except they get hit by trains and busses more often when trying to cross the street!
Famous examples of cross-eyed Niggers include the "Mad Toe Sucker of Milwaukee" and this other incredibly stupid looking Nigger named Raymond.
9. Chimp-A-Nigger:
There are two distict basic groups of Niggers - those that look like Chimpanzees and those that look like Gorillas. This can be explained by the fact that the DNA for all three (Chimps, Gorillas, and Niggers) shares a common marker indicating that all of them share a common ancestor.
Accordingly, the "Chimp-A-Nigger" retains its Chimpanzee-like appearance in an almost clownish fashion.
Famous examples of the "Chimp-A-Nigger" include Curtis James Jackson III, otherwise known as "50 Cent". It's actually hard to tell which is the Chimp and which is the Nigger - I'm not sure if I have these photos reversed?
10. GOLLYWOG NIGGER:
One striking feature about many Niggers is how widely spaced apart their eyes are. Wide eye spacing is indicative of poor genetics and mental retardation.
In the Animal Kingdom herbivores such as horses, antelope and cows feature widely spaced eyes to allow for a wide field of vision that helps them to spot approaching predators more readily so that they may run away.
In the Nigger Kingdom wide eye spacing means both. Niggers have developed prey responses such as widely spaced eyes and "fast twitch" muscle fiber in order to allow them to run away from predators - from an evolutionary standpoint Niggers were not hunters, rather they were the thing that got hunted down and eaten.
The wide-spaced eyes or "Gollywog" effect commonly found in Niggers is a combination of border line retardation and selective genetics - in short, a Nigger that could spot an approaching lion while scavenging on fresh roadkill on the African Savanna was more likely to reproduce!
And as stupid as they are, boy - can they reproduce!
Some common examples of the Gollywog Nigger include Oprah Winfrey, and that flaming racist asshole Jesse Jackson!
%^$ Niggers!
